May 2013
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It is impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury. Half of...
– Winston Churchill
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Reasons Why I Hate Being Called Scott
No-one can spell it right. ”Is that with one T or two?”, they never ask, preferring to spell it with one.
It has a really boring meaning. ”Oh, your name means ‘Patient Servant of the Israelites’? Mine means ‘from Scotland’.”
“Beam Me Up Scotty.” I was bored of that before I left playschool THIRTY TWO YEARS AGO.
Words it rhymes...
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This has to be one of the best lines of dialogue ever. Better than anything in Citizen Kane, or Pulp Fiction, or Chinatown. This is absolute genius. It’s beyond brilliant. In fact, I like to think that Christopher Wood was in the planning session with Cubby Broccoli and he said, “I’ve got a really great re-entry gag,” and Cubby said, “Brilliant! In fact,...
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REACT REACT REACT
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laughingsquid:
Game of Thrones and ‘Downton Abbey’ Matriarchs Trade Witty Quips
Smith. Rigg. IT’S A DAME-OFF.
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