November 2010
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Round Up →
***beep beep, beep beep, beep beep, beep beepity beep***
That was me doing an exciting news theme. It still needs a little work.
There’s been a few exciting Merseyrail related news stories…
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Night Train →
I’d been to see my friend Jennie, which doesn’t happen often enough. She works at Edge Hill University, my old alma mater in Ormskirk, so visiting her is doubly pleasurable: I get to see her, and…
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“Being gay
is like being a Mac.
There are compatibility issues,
but we are so...”
– Benji William Rogers (via st)
Vibrating Bum-Faced Goats →
From this month’s Viz:
My local travel firm, Merseyrail, bears the motto ‘Merseyrail - more than just a journey’. Well after being mugged on their Wirral line service recently, I’d like to take…
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“Do you know how vile it is to hear the first birds in the morning singing when...”
– Lois Lane
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Do you collect people in jars?
Just their severed penises.
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Who on Twitter would you most like to sleep with?
Russell Tovey. Obviously.
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Did you buy a copy of Mitch Benn's "Proud of the...
Yes. So there.
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You invent a one-return-trip time machine. Where...
A thousand years ago, with all sorts of modern inventions. I then get the credit for inventing the electric toothbrush in 1024, rule the baffled peasants with an iron fist thanks to my genius, and my ancestors get to roll in money for the next millennium.
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What's your favourite shopping channel?
I don’t watch them, at all. Sorry.
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Do you have a guilty pleasure and what is it?
Flossing. Something so nice about getting that really clean feeling in your mouth.
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Did I recently see you in your pants in town and...
They were boxer shorts. It was for art.
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I was dreaming I was the exalted Emperor of the Universe. Then I woke up. I think my brain is practising being sarcastic.
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