February 2011
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what pants/underwear are u wearing now
I need a responsible adult please. I’m feeling uncomfortable.
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Righting A Wrong →
Readers with long memories will recall I visited Parbold station back in - blimey - August 2009. At the time I managed to make a hash of the Merseytart/sign photo, because I had my eyes closed and…
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Do you manscape?
Never. I prefer the natural look. Also, I’m lazy.
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Who cuts your hair?
I do.
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Which describes you better, sexual deviant or...
Magic picture… etc. I am disarmingly subtle on the outside.
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Marmite?
Yes please.
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Of all the things you've ever put in your mouth,...
I can’t think of anything I put in my mouth I didn’t like.
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Would you consider joining the Pet Shop Boys in a...
Good God, no. Neil Tennant’s sneery judgement would destroy me.
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What part did you Immac? Or "Veet", as we must now...
It was my arse. Aren’t you glad you asked now?
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Off Topic →
Part Two of a Two-part trip: for the first part, click here. Only two people got off the train at Lostock Gralam: me and a teenage girl. She’d got on the train alongside me at Nantwich, sat…
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Theo James- hot or not?
I had to google him. I’ll say no. His lips are a bit rubbery.
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Have you ever waxed?
No. But I have Immacced.
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Have you ever watched an entire programme on S4C?
I had a mild addiction to Pobol Y Cym while I was a student. I mostly liked watching the difference between what they said and the subtitles - it was great when an English word crept in.
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Should all food be microwavable?
No. I like crusts, and you can’t get a decent crunch out of a microwave.
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What's your favourite dessert?
Creme caramel.
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What's your favourite part of your body?
I have very hairy legs. I like that.
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ever been naked in public
Too many times to recall.
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who will win dancing on ice this year
Stephen Hawking.
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Austin Powers- clever Bond spoof you laugh with,...
The first one was really good; Mike Myers knows his stuff. He was joking out of love. Plus the target wasn’t really Bond, but instead the Our Man Flint-type Sixties spy movies. The second one was a bit meh. The third was arse (apart from the first five minutes).
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Which describes you better: problem drinker or...
Problem drinker. For a thousand reasons.
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BBC Three or BBC Parliament?
BBC Three.
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What was your worst ever hair cut like?
When I was twelve, my mum decided she’d had enough of letting me and my brother pick our haircuts and instructed her hairdresser friend to just give us number twos all over. We both wailed and screamed and were horrified by this violation and she never did it again. Ironically, that’s the haircut I usually have now.
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So, back to nipple shields. Why would someone use...
To protect them from aggressors.
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Triga or Bel Ami?
Triga.
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BBC News, ITN, C4 News, Five News or Sky News?
BBC News. I’d love to know if anyone, anywhere replied “Five News”.
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I need a new hobby. Can you recommend one for me?
Polka dancing.
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On a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is 'rugby player'...
(a) probably about a four and (b) probably about a six. I get ruder when I drink, so I get bitchier. And I like to dance. So maybe an eight.
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What's your favourite sandwich filling?
BLT.
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Which is the most attractive feature of a man:...
“Basket”, though I have to say, using that words makes me think otherwise.
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If you started to go bald, would you wear a wig?
I’m already starting to go bald, so that ship has sailed. Too late for me to have one now.
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Should I get a Posterous account, despite being...
I have no idea what this is, so I’ll say yes. Go for it. (I hope it’s not a euphemism for “sex slave”).
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Do you have a name for your willy?
No. Do people really do that?
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What would be in your Room 101?
Most of humanity; I am very easily riled. Off the top of my head - Robbie Williams, liquorice, fly on the wall documentaries about hospitals or policemen, The Da Vinci Code, girls who wear their pyjamas to the shops, moss… I could go on all night.
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Six weeks without answering a question. Where have...
Around… I just haven’t got round to it. Now I have a backlog.
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Who let the dogs out?
The man with the kennel key.
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Living room, front room or parlour?
Living room. I believe that makes me middle class.
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Who's hotter: Jean-Luc Picard or William T Riker?
Riker, pre beard. That’s not a preference, just the best of a bad lot. I’d rather have Geordi LaForge or Worf to be frank. Or even Chief O’Brien in certain light.
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Which JAMES BOND actor would you most like to get...
None of them. You can’t do things like that to James Bond. It’d be like molesting Jesus.
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Asking who is the woman and who is the guy in a...
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What a Feeling!
I’m watching Flashdance for the very first time. I don’t think this is a very good film.
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